Aaron Rodgers Proves that HE’S Coach Cancer

It is said that one man does not win you a Super Bowl. Elway had Davis and Sharpe. Montana had Rice and Taylor. Brady had Vinatieri, Edelman and Branch. Stafford had Kupp and AD. Mahomes has Kelce, Pacheco and Hardman. To put it nicely, it takes more than one man, one position to lead a team to the Super Bowl. So knowing all that, I have one simple question:

Why is Aaron Rodgers trying his best to tarnish, taint and desecrate what’s left of his legacy?

After thinking that the Packers would be garbage without him (which they aren’t by a longshot), Rodgers took his “talents” to the Big Apple and joined the New York Jets. This automatically shot the Jets to the top of the bettors’ blogs, the Super Bowl picks and the oddsmakers panel. People in New York were excited about Jets Football again. And in his debut game against the Bills on Monday night last season, how did Rodgers do?

Oh, that’s right. He tore his Achilles and was gone for the rest of the season.

Fast forward to a year later, and the Jets were once again back on Monday night, this time against the 49ers. Do you want to know how they did with Rodgers under center? They were more atrocious on this Monday night than they were last season. They looked beyond out of sync, not a single player looked like they were in rhythm, it was arguably one of the worst performances by Rodgers in his career. Translation: Zack Wilson had a better output as QB in last season’s opener than Rodgers did in his RE-debut.

But this is truly all about Rodgers and the cancer he has decided to bring with him ever since he decided to be a broke down, has-been shell of what he once was.

Mike Holmgren got his walking papers because of Rodgers. The last two seasons with the Packers were dismal at best as they saw themselves on the outside looking in when it comes to the playoffs. Let’s also keep this in mind: At least Ben Roethlisberger got a pair of Super Bowls in his career. Rodgers has one, yes one, Super Bowl to show for all his BS accolades. 

During his final two years with Green Bay, Rodgers did anything and everything to not have the blame fall on his shoulders. Hell, during the pandemic, he was encouraging people to drink Ayahuasca and lick toads. In his prime, and possibly on a cheap bottle of Thunderbird, Rodgers would have been a steal for any team. Back then, he had the drive and push to make his teammates better. However, during his final two season with GB, he blamed his coaches, his teammates, even the fans for his “shortcomings” when he should have been looking in the mirror.

Rodgers was once a quarterback that many strived to be when they made it to the pros. Now Rodgers is the quarterback that no one wants to be. No joke. There are people who would rather be Daniel Jones, Brady Quinn, Johnny Manziel or even Jameis Winston than be Aaron Rodgers. This is how far this putz has gone over the last few years. And yes, granted, I may be bias. But the bottom line is this: When you got a guy who spends most of his time deflecting blame for his craptastic throwing ability instead of taking some of that blame, you got a serious problem.

Ironically, Rodgers came out after Saleh’s firing and said that “We need to start holding people accountable.” Well A-A-RON, when the bluest of blue hells is the Jets going to start holding you accountable? I would understand if you won seven Super Bowls, but you are not, nor will ever be, the GOAT Tom Brady. I would get it if you shocked the world by beating a dynasty not once but twice in your career in the Super Bowl, but you are not Eli Manning. I would get it if you could win a Super Bowl being under center with different teams, but you are not Peyton Manning. Hell, I would even understand if you were laughed at on Draft Day only to make all the critics choke on it come Super Bowl Monday…but you are not Patrick Mahomes, and you are definitely NOT free real estate. 

You cannot be the type of person who preaches about accountability, yet the last two years of your time with the team that made you look like a new-age Bart Starr, you chose blaming them for how much you suck both on and off the field. Maybe it’s a Green Bay thing. No, that can’t be it. You never heard Bart Starr stealing government assistance money to build his kid an arena (Favre) or have Starr’s girlfriend try to do damage control due to power and durability (or in your case, lack thereof) of her beau. 

What we are trying to tell you Aaron is that you are the one bad diamond in the rough that thinks he is better than anyone and everyone on the field. Dude, Daniel Jones and the Giants just beat Seattle in their own backyard, Trevor Lawrence and the Jags just got their first win of the season, Kirk Cousins has become Dirty Icy Bird in Atlanta, Mahomes is still flawless, and as much as I don’t like them, even Dak and the Cowboys are playing better ball than you…coincidentally with your old coach. 

Sometimes you have to ask yourself just when is enough finally enough when it comes to mediocrity. With the fact that Woody Johnson (aka Flaccid Nutcracker, bet you know something about that, don’t ya, Aaron?) has posted the worst overall record for any franchise in the NFL since 2000 has got to say something. And if Saleh was indeed the issue, explain why the Jets are ranked second in defense this season. We all know that Rodgers had a hand in this dismissal because Nathaniel Hackett is once again showing us that he just plain sucks at life.

To wrap this up, I will say this. When your ego gets in the way of the bigger picture, you should just step away and don’t come back until you get right. The fact that Rodgers’ ego is as big as the apple but as foul as the East River should tell everyone all they need to know about the headache/migraine/menstrual cramp they got with him as quarterback. Contrary to what Rodgers says, he is not the smartest guy in the group. Other than Johnson, Rodgers is the dumbest one in the group. Aaron is like Kyle Shanahan…only more pathetic squared.

There is a reason why I gave Aaron Rodgers the nickname “Dollar Tree Frank Gallagher Knockoff” for the last few years. There is a reason as to why his past coaches were happy to be away from this hemorrhoid. There is a reason as to why Davanta Adams chose to join the Raiders rather than stay with the Packers during Rodgers’ last ride. And there is a reason why Jordan Love has Packers Country screaming, “A-A-RON WHO?” 

It is because the single-ply, asinine, worthless, no-good, sorry, Carny, Dollar Tree Frank Gallagher Knockoff known as A-A-RON RODGERS is not nor will ever be Elway, Staubach, Peyton, Eli, Mahomes, Gibbs, Montana, Simms…or the man that pretty much made Rodgers his trick during his own final stretch of his career, Tom Brady aka The G.O.A.T.

Told you that you messed up A-A-RON! Stop being a cancer and start being a team player.